It's almost 2am!

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SELF-CONFESSED LOSER

8 AM - Still asleep
9 AM - Alarm clock rings, remains unfazed
10 AM - Still sleeping
11 AM - Wakes up. Doesn't even bother to brush teeth. Goes straight to the couch to watch SIS
12 NN - looks up random stuff on the internet. Checks chuvaness, DJ, chikatime, and chic hits
1 PM - Still on the net
2 PM - Takes butt off the couch and decides to take a quick bath. Vanitizes with The Face Shop Green Tea face scrub, Nivea Vital Gesichtswasser, and Body Shop moisturizer.
3 PM - Goes out for quick lunch at the local Jolli-jeep / carinderia. Heads out to Greenbelt for quick look at the shops. Doesn't buy anything
4 PM - Goes to Landmark supermarket to pick up a couple of household items (e.g. powder detergent, bananas, etc.)
5 PM - Goes home, but passes by Jollibee / McDo for a "diet" dinner
6 PM - Turns on TV. Browses a bit if there are nice shows to watch
7 PM - Has headache. Turns to Advil for temporary relief
8 PM - Hungry again. Thinks twice before heading out to local Jolli-jeep / carinderia for a quick dinner
9 PM - Turns on TV. Browses a bit if there are nice shows to watch. Finds nice show, but gets bored after 14 minutes. Turns on computer instead
10 PM - Surfs for porn.
11 PM - Still surfing for porn
12 MN - Hungry again. Cooks spam and canadian bacon and 2 eggs and 1 pc of bread for a "low-calorie" midnight snack
1 AM - Looks up random stuff on the internet. Checks chuvaness, DJ, chikatime, and chic hits
2 AM - Heads to bed. Tosses and turns before finally drowning in the abyss of sleep

Repeat steps 8 AM - 2 AM for 6 months.

posted by Rom / Rub according to the barista @ 5:19 PM